I'm a memer

[akamatsu]

[Being a sextuplet means that you're generally used to all having the same thing. Same clothes, same food choices, same school, same friends. But there were a few things they didn't share, like how Todomatsu had a cell phone for some reason. Like hell would Osomatsu believed he actually paid for it himself, at least not entirely. Most of it had to be coming from their parents with what little he could pay off using the money he made at Sutabaa. Not only that, but if he claimed to spend so much on those girls he hung out with, he shouldn't have the money to keep paying for a phone bill.

But anyway. That wasn't the point, really. It was just how they got to this point. Because the others had gotten tired of not getting their "due", so to speak. Why should only Totty have a phone? What kind of cruel injustice was this? Favoritism, is that what it was?

That's what led Osomatsu to staring down at a shitty pay-as-you-go phone his mother had gotten for him, one for each of them. Of course Todomatsu got the smart phone while the rest of them got shafted, but it's not like they needed them. It was really just to shut them up.

So what was Osomatsu going to do with his?

...well he was going to try texting Totoko first, but when that failed, he was going to mess with his brothers.

A mass text goes out to all their phones in the morning. Yes, even to Todomatsu.]

A few years ago, two parents went out for dinner. A few hours later, the babysitter was calling to ask if she could cover up the clown statue in the kids' room. The father said, "Take the kids and get out of the house. We'll call the police, we don't have a clown statue." The "clown statue" is really a killer that escaped from jail. If you don't share this story with 10 people tonight, the clown will kill you in your bed at 3:00 am with a chainsaw in his hand.